Chicano Poet

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Huevones Rancheros

with apologies to Anthony The Poet

El ocho patas
was bad to the bone

era muy
cabrone

always told
the people

only huevones
eat huevos rancheros

his ancestors
ate flies

huevos de mosca
to be more correct

let cowboys
choke on huevos rancheros

his ancestors
ate chapulines

huevos rancheros
ain't got nothing on them

have you ever see huevos rancheros
jump off a plate

el ocho patas
was bad to the bone

he'd rather yank out
four of his patas

then eat huevos rancheros
con gueros

or sit down with raza
now that would be peor

I told you and told you
el ocho patas was bad to the bone

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