The Frasier Show Did This To Me

I was reading Spicer’s crappy poems
when I decided I’d rather watch Frasier.

You wouldn’t catch me dead
on The Tennis Court Oath,

you wouldn’t catch me with either Wright,
especially that awful offspring.

I might read Logan’s insulting reviews,
but his poetry sucks big time.

In this episode of Frasier,
Niles finally nails Daphne.