The Ins And Outs

Exasperated, I turned Sylvia inside out.
To find what Made her Tick.

I lit a match just to make Sure.
The fireBall showed every deTail.

I heard Frieda crying in the other rooM.
I heard NichoLas craWling.

TeD was oFf with some Peruvian chick
he’D picked up with a sPade.

It Doesn’t take heart and GUTS---
those are whEEled off on a CaRt.

The sIpIrt is not maDe of fLesh.
gOd’s Only gOOd iDea.