Mr. Bones In ER

Mr. Bones broke
a scapula
in his foot

when he kicked
the anvil
in disgust,

arguing with Henry
as usual,
and

as usual
having to
pay the price.

But Doctor Zhiavago
reset the
broken cartilage

and wrote
a huge Russian novel
about the procedure.

Mr. Bones yelled,
"These Russian (not his word)
writers are always

so
long-winded
and he

proceeded to kick
Doctor Zhiavago
between the legs.