On Hiring A New Maid

Our maid quit
after almost
six years,

so we’re
in the process
of hiring

a new one.
We’re
interviewing now.

We had
been through
about ten applicants

when this guy
shows up.
His name was Bill.

No problem,
we
thought,

we’re open
to hiring
a male maid.

His credentials
were really
good on paper.

That is,
until he
opened

his mouth
and said,
"I don’t do Windows!"