The Day Washington D. C. Stood Perfectly Still

Unfortunately,
no Republicans
were

actually harmed
in the
making

of this
epic chicano
major motion

picture
in which
at least

half of
Washington D. C.
was burned

to the ground.
The terrorists
disguised themselves

as Gort.
"Klaatu
Barada Nikto."

Translation:
"Gort, let’s get
the hell outta here

before they find
our weapons
of mass destruction!"