The FBI Visits A Papalote Enemy Combatant

The FBI
knocked on
my door.

Two men
in black suits
like MIBs

told me
that these
insults against Dubya

must stop,
or I was going
to see

first-hand
the insides
of Guantanamo.

"Mr. Senor, these
insults
you’ve been hurling

threaten the
security
of our nation!",

they said.
Apparently I’ve become
as dangerous

as Russian poets
were to the
communists

which in itself
says a lot
about America.

So, no more jokes
about
President Barney Dog

showing Dubya
the way out of
Marine One.