The British Batman

I’m Batman,
I’m the British
Caped-crusader,

I’m on
this ledge
on Buckingham Palace,

I’m with
Fathers For Justice.
I’m Batman!

Though Robin
couldn’t make it
this far

he’s here
in spirit.
But just then Robin yells

"Holy crap, Batman, the
Scotland Yard men are dressed
in kilts

and will expose
themselves
if

that’s
what it takes
to get you down!"