Do You Want Freedom Fries With That?

Since the Statue of Liberty
was given to us
by the French

and we hate
all things French,
let’s change the name

to the Statue of Freedom Fries
and give
the taters away to the homeless,

to the criminals,
to the stray dogs,
and to the masses

that cross our borders
from the south
hungering for these Freedom Fries!